So who the hell am I?
Somehow, you managed to find your way here, to a dark, unexplored corner of the netverse. Welcome. I have absolutely no Idea how you got here, but feel free to leave me a comment and spam my blog url all over the internet.
I’m Luminarium Noctis, or Ellen for short. I’m 16, I live in a typical upper-middleclass liberal semiurban city in a highly technologically advanced area of a costal state. OK, maybe not so typical.
As far as infamous social comentary bloggers go, there are male bloggers and female bloggers, Short bloggers and Tall bloggers, Sober celebrity bloggers and drunk celebrity bloggers, but teenage bloggers? Oh, of course there are! Bloggers like lonelygirl15! Oh yeah.
Case in point: Aside from the occasional off-color post from various technobloggers, the vast majority of teen bloggers do little more than catalogue their current friends and crushes in their blogs (along with 10,000 OMGs and LMAOs inserted in between) and are invisible to the greater population. That, along with the current onslaught against the existance of the teenage brain going on in the mainstream media, made it impossible for me to idly procrastinate on my homework anymore. I must procrastinate with purpose!
Well, grab your favorite overpriced coffee beverage and enjoy the ride.
